In the Memetime

jimmythesquid:

strawberriesaredangerous:

of-blood-and-bone:

themetalhead:

viletruthpurelies:

adrenochromebeauty:

homofuck:

androidscoot:

castielofthursday:

Castielofthursday’s name means: 1) A dangerous person… 2) Hidden genius.

Oh.

Androidscoot’s name means: 1) To become a magical girl! 2) Completely useless.

homofuck’s name means: 1) A kinda shady guy… 2) (*´Д`)haa haa

what.

adrenochromebeauty’s name means: 1) Winning at life. 2) Yaranaika? ..uhm

viletruthpurelies’s name means: 1) Good for nothing. 2) Can’t read the atmosphere.

Well I didn’t realise how much words could hurt until it was my turn. I don’t think I want to play this honesty game anymore.

themetalhead’s name means: 1) Looks smart, but is just an idiot. 2) Super do-S.

Aw man the second one hurts the most.

of-blood-and-bone’s name means: 1) Annoying 2) Completely useless.

Oh.

Ok.

Not too different from real life, I suppose.

Starwberriesaredangerous’ name means: 1) to transform into hentai. 2) Seems nice, but is just a pervert. 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GPYO 

JimmytheSquid’s name means: 1) To transform into a hentai. 2) The final boss.

bainidhe’s name means: 1) Everyone’s favorite tweeter. 2) Vehement stalker

(Source: kotesticle)

tastefullyoffensive:

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pleatedjeans:

via

neil-gaiman:

Well, I know that I’d watch it…

ezliconfuzzed:

Please, PLEASE someone make this movie. You can have all my monies.

(via cthulhucore)

motherjones:

Really? Really really?

For some much-needed realkeeping on Obama and gay marriage, go here and here, not to Fox.

valkyrierisen:

I’ve done this all my life.  Life skill in a big family.

chicagoartnerd:

ACCURATE. 

(Source: maariamph, via jmrz)

bestservedloud:

warmandpunchy:

blogiquette:

fuckyeahimwastingmylife:

abloodymess:

oldtobegin:

randomlottery:

stefalopod:

petitessedespassions:

What ingredients does it take to make you?

Stefanie is made of books, lemon, and soil. With a dash of Dreamworks.

Sounds quite lovely, actually.

Renee is made of Trance, Punk, and awkwardness. With a dash of the 70s.

…how did they peer into my soul?

oldtobegin is made of singing, Rap, and happiness. With a dash of gambling.

abloodymess is made of brawn, flowers, and determination. With a dash of the 80s.

fuckyeahimwastingmylife is made of honey, fire, and everything nice. With a dash of MONSTER TRUCKS.

“Clara is made of dice, boy, and forgetfulness. With a dash of pervert.”

“John is made of vanilla, pancakes, and depression. With a dash of hentai.”

what in the fuck

“Gemma is made of webcomics, dreams and chaos. With a dash of the North.”

I can deal.

Rosie is made of Rock, cupcakes, and soil. With a dash of DANGER ZONE. ok?

(Source: cottoncandyflufftier)

pleatedjeans:

acupuncture is a jab well done. via

i’m so sorry, but bad puns are part of my mandate for this tumblr. i couldn’t pass this by.

gunsbabesandbenthicterrors:

wildiriss:

gpoy

hey if you guys ever want to hang out with  me and i give you an excuse, just insist really hard. i respond to persistence

(Source: ohmygodgiraffes, via jmrz)

pleatedjeans:

adventure chipmunk. via