In the Memetime |
Collected internet jokes, politics, bad puns, and things that made me smile. |
Castielofthursday’s name means: 1) A dangerous person… 2) Hidden genius.
Oh.
Androidscoot’s name means: 1) To become a magical girl! 2) Completely useless.
homofuck’s name means: 1) A kinda shady guy… 2) (*´Д`)haa haa
what.
adrenochromebeauty’s name means: 1) Winning at life. 2) Yaranaika? ..uhm
viletruthpurelies’s name means: 1) Good for nothing. 2) Can’t read the atmosphere.
Well I didn’t realise how much words could hurt until it was my turn. I don’t think I want to play this honesty game anymore.
themetalhead’s name means: 1) Looks smart, but is just an idiot. 2) Super do-S.
Aw man the second one hurts the most.
of-blood-and-bone’s name means: 1) Annoying 2) Completely useless.
Oh.
Ok.
Not too different from real life, I suppose.
Starwberriesaredangerous’ name means: 1) to transform into hentai. 2) Seems nice, but is just a pervert.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GPYO
JimmytheSquid’s name means: 1) To transform into a hentai. 2) The final boss.
bainidhe’s name means: 1) Everyone’s favorite tweeter. 2) Vehement stalker
(Source: kotesticle)
Well, I know that I’d watch it…
Please, PLEASE someone make this movie. You can have all my monies.
(via cthulhucore)
I’ve done this all my life. Life skill in a big family.
ACCURATE.
Stefanie is made of books, lemon, and soil. With a dash of Dreamworks.
Sounds quite lovely, actually.
Renee is made of Trance, Punk, and awkwardness. With a dash of the 70s.
…how did they peer into my soul?
oldtobegin is made of singing, Rap, and happiness. With a dash of gambling.
abloodymess is made of brawn, flowers, and determination. With a dash of the 80s.
fuckyeahimwastingmylife is made of honey, fire, and everything nice. With a dash of MONSTER TRUCKS.
“Clara is made of dice, boy, and forgetfulness. With a dash of pervert.”
“John is made of vanilla, pancakes, and depression. With a dash of hentai.”
what in the fuck
“Gemma is made of webcomics, dreams and chaos. With a dash of the North.”
I can deal.
Rosie is made of Rock, cupcakes, and soil. With a dash of DANGER ZONE. ok?
(Source: cottoncandyflufftier)
acupuncture is a jab well done. via
i’m so sorry, but bad puns are part of my mandate for this tumblr. i couldn’t pass this by.
gpoy
hey if you guys ever want to hang out with me and i give you an excuse, just insist really hard. i respond to persistence
(Source: ohmygodgiraffes, via jmrz)
adventure chipmunk. via